"TysMagic" (twjeffery)
11/29/2016 at 14:34 • Filed to: None
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"TysMagic" (twjeffery)
11/29/2016 at 14:34 • Filed to: None | 5
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Ten meh cars* available brand new, right now and their super cheap price tags
Kia Rio coming in at a very affordable $14,165 sporting a look at me red
The Hyundai Accent is ever so slightly more than the Rio at $14,745 possibly due to the indention in the hood and bangle-esk profile
The mac daddy of the line up, rolling in at $17,300 the Toyota Corolla
*hype music starts to play*
It’s childish bulbous brother the Yaris bumbling in at $14,895
Only $14,345 for the quad headlights of the Sonic
Spark your interest? Cruise like a cute little boss for $12,660
Throw this Dart around for $16,995, sounds so meh to me.
Fun fact, did you know you can get a Dart without A/C?!
Make it all Fit for an economical $15,890
IT’S ALWAYS A PARTY IN THIS GUY! Take it home today For $14,580
The most budget conscious of them all, $11,900 for a new Versa
Thoroughly bored at work. and judging all of these books by their covers.
Which ones did I miss? Which ones aren’t meh and now you’re fired up about it?
*in their most base form
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SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 14:38 |
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I guess you had to leave the Mirage out because it’s a list of boring cars.
Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 14:39 |
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Loving that new face on the Spark.
DutchieDC2R
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 14:43 |
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That Ford Fiesta sedan....why...just.....why? I would really rather have acid thrown in my face than to stare at that thing for more than 10 seconds. Jesus....
66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 14:47 |
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My mom replaced our last car (rip 323CI) with a 2017 manual Kia Rio, some plus version of the base model. It works, and was like low $20k (Canadian). I mean as a mode of transport it decent, nothing special. But bluetooth and heated seats and stuff is nice I guess.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> DutchieDC2R
11/29/2016 at 14:49 |
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*flashbacks to the great Fiesta Sedan War*
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 14:52 |
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Wait you can really get a 2016/2017 car without A/C in the US?
HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 14:54 |
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Sadly the Sonic is losing its Quad headlights in favor of the “just like everything else” brand image front end.
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TysMagic
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/29/2016 at 14:54 |
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found it via this, which actually has several cars on it. MOSTLY from FCA http://oppositelock.kinja.com/every-new-car-for-sale-without-air-conditioning-1765310475
Probenja
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 14:54 |
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No more quad headlights on the Sonic for 2017:
The Dart is dead, the Corolla and Versa Note got beat up with the ugly stick:
Car designs just keep getting worse, or I just keep getting older.
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TysMagic
> Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/29/2016 at 14:54 |
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I kinda of don’t mind the sonic as well
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TysMagic
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/29/2016 at 14:54 |
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PTSD to the great Fiesta Sedan War?
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TysMagic
> 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash
11/29/2016 at 14:55 |
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I guess is about right
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TysMagic
> Probenja
11/29/2016 at 14:57 |
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Makes me wish they were like high school girls
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TysMagic
> HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/29/2016 at 14:57 |
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that’s about the only thing I liked of that car
Bourbon&JellyBeans
> Probenja
11/29/2016 at 15:00 |
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What the hell is Japan doing with their car styling???
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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 15:02 |
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Yeah, and the new front end isn’t horrible it even looks kinda butch, something unique in the sub compact market, but the quad he and light was something that really set the Sonic appart. That said it’s also why my wife wasn’t interest in the Sonic, she hated the way the front end looked, I guess she wasn’t the only one.
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Probenja
> Bourbon&JellyBeans
11/29/2016 at 15:05 |
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I don’t know, but Mazda and Subaru seem to be doing just fine. But Toyota/Lexus, Nissan/Infiniti and Honda/Acura are producing the ugliest cars in the market IMO.
CB
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/29/2016 at 15:08 |
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Never forget, never forgive .
Jack Does Cars
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 15:13 |
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You keep on getting older but they stay the same age?
Leon711
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 15:13 |
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Our cheapest offering is the Dacia Sandero, from £5995/$7200ish
Justin Hughes
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 15:17 |
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I had a Kia Rio as a rental in Puerto Rico a few weeks ago. It was... a car. And that’s about all I can say about it.
It wasn’t terrible, by any means. There was just nothing special about it, either. It did the job it was supposed to do adequately, and nothing more.
MLGCarGuy
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 15:32 |
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Counterpoint: my Versa Note has super cold A/C. It’s the bomb.
Everything else...eh.
Chasaboo
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 15:34 |
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It’s a damn shame but you can no longer get the Fit in Passion Berry Pearl, the greatest color in the history of automobiles. Still a great car though, love driving it everyday.
duurtlang
> DutchieDC2R
11/29/2016 at 15:36 |
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We give the colonials a nice subcompact car with a badge they recognize, and look what they did to it! Such a shame.
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duurtlang
> Probenja
11/29/2016 at 15:39 |
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You are getting older, but you also couldn’t be more correct. We’ve had eras when cars were almost offensively generic looking. But this, right now, they combine generic with full on ugly. There are very few new cars out there that, imho, look
good
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DutchieDC2R
> duurtlang
11/29/2016 at 15:52 |
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Ow, its not just the colonials, my friend. Spain and Portugal seem to be infested with these subcompact-hatch-mutulated-into-a-sedan things too.
RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 16:25 |
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What about the 500? :O
More expensive at $16,995 USD.
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TysMagic
> RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
11/29/2016 at 16:27 |
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thought about it, had it on the list, but it’s kind of like a dart and I wanted it to be an even 10
Connqr
> Probenja
11/29/2016 at 17:00 |
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Nah, you are right. Most new cars are absolutely hideous. Except for the new Fords. They are the only universally attractive new cars in my opinion.
RT
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 17:30 |
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Good news!
Seriously, their entire range is around 12k USD, or can be leased for less than a TV box.
The World of Vee
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 18:21 |
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Counterpoint: Leftover FiSTs are 17-20k depending on how good your negotiation skills are
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> TysMagic
11/29/2016 at 19:09 |
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No more Yaris :(
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TysMagic
> The World of Vee
11/29/2016 at 20:29 |
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I direct you to the asterisk. Definitely talking base models here. I love the FiST
BJ
> HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/29/2016 at 20:53 |
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The Spark and the Sonic are the same car, right? I mean, one is a hatch and the other a sedan, but really, is there any other actual, significant difference?
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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> BJ
11/29/2016 at 22:21 |
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Nope they are different cars entirely, Spark is what ever is smaller than a sub compact and Hatchback only, and Sonic is sub-compact and sedan or hatchback.
gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
> TysMagic
11/30/2016 at 01:47 |
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Nissan Micra starts at $10k Canadian, and there’s a Spec Micra Cup!
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BJ
> HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/30/2016 at 21:07 |
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Hmm. The differences must be subtle, cause I’ve never been able to tell them apart!
Asshole Formerly Known as Pablo Pistoffo
> Chasaboo
12/01/2016 at 14:49 |
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It’s like Grimace in pupae form.